Photoshop Handsome


(N.B. when playing bass notes, if there is a "slash" chord, play the note after the slash (such as Ab/C - the bass note is C) Intro B, Ab, C#maj9/Bb, C#sus2/Bb Chords repeat similarly in verses (plus additions noted below) Verse 1 I will gain an extra life, when I get the high score. You could respawn anywhere… I am one with the furniture, more inanimate than amateur Amaj7 Like a television set! / Gangrene knuckle announced so audibly! I will boost my attention span; soon my clock will have a minute hand You’ve become a smithereen! I’m watching that foxhound frolic on the abattoir floor, Up in heaven it’s symmetrical oh Chorus 1 C# Airbrush! Ab/C E What have you done with my father? F# Bbm Why does he look like a carving? Eb E How do I live in the present? Eb I make my own density C# And Ah-Ah-Ah! Ab/C E Who did your Photoshop handsome? F# Bbm You ready for reincarnation? Eb E Gotta come back as something organic, Eb Or come back as something else! Verse 2 (Same chords as Verse 1) Just come back as something else! More dollar! Less scholar! Less time! My teeth dazzle like an igloo wall, I inhabit, I inhibit y'all! Can you operate alone? Chest pumped elegantly elephantine, Southern hemisphere by Calvin Klein Amaj7 Watch your dorsal fin collapse! / I know nothing about my history! I put a rainforest in an Oxo cube! Struck by lightning if I take the tube! Thank your chromosomes for that I have skin like a waxen peel, and a face that I can never feel but Chorus 2 C# Airbrush! Ab/C E What have you done with my landscape? F# Bbm Flooding the fields with this clone shape? Eb E Where is the country you died for? Eb And what is the century C# And Ah-Ah-Ah! Ab/C E Who did your Photoshop handsome? F# Bbm You ready for reincarnation? Eb E Gotta come back as something less frantic Eb A You gotta banish that army of panic A Gotta come back as something organic Bridge Come back as something organic (x5) Or come back as something else! (Verse chords) I will gain an extra life (x3) I will gain an extra… A C#, Ab/C, E, F#, Bbm, Eb, E, Eb (x2) Chorus 1 C# Airbrush! Ab/C E What have you done with my father? F# Bbm Why does he look like a carving? Eb E How do I live in the present? Eb I make my own density C# And Ah-Ah-Ah! Ab/C E Who did your Photoshop handsome? F# Bbm You ready for reincarnation? Eb E Gotta come back as something organic, Eb C# Or come back as something else!